We all know that the Singapore Sentinels are awesome. But have you wondered if they could be MORE AWESOME if, say, they grew a goatee (like Djehuty)? Or—spawned a mohawk? Or wore tight-fitting, V-necked shirts?
We have wondered too. This is why we are giving you the power to decide which lucky player gets a complete, full-body makeover that will make heads turn. And the best part? We will film the whole process for your voyeuristic enjoyment.
So vote for your favourite Sentinel before the poll closes on 11:59pm on Sunday (15/07/2012)! To
help your decision, here’s a brief look at all the players:
Kai "The Unstoppable Force" ling: The captain of the team, he knows something we
don’t about Djehuty and Bibi. Maybe he’ll reveal how if you vote for him?
Tofu: The merciless killer who trains by eating. A lot.
Harleluyar: HIS HAIR. TOO LONG. MUST CUT.
d4rkness: He studies well and plays even better—make him perfect by giving him a
Equivocal: Maybe after a makeover, the producers of In the League videos will finally
know who he is?
ly4ly4ly4: With that flawless skin, it’s impossible that he won’t look good with
anything we throw him.
Chawy: Have you seen those pecs? Should they remain hidden under loose, baggy
shirts? Or can we treat the world to a visual feast?
And there you go. It’s a tough choice, we know, especially when you remember that
with great power comes great responsibility. And right now you have all the power.
I hope that sinister laughter I hear in the background isn’t emanating from you.